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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a list of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other aleatório things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song you know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

10.Whisper to a pen/pencil whenever they ask you something and make the pen/pencil tell the answer.

11.Pluck there hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

12.Moo when they say your name.

13.Follow them around the house everywhere.

14.Dress in there clothes and when they see you, say that these clothes look like they were for grannys/grandads.

15.Tap on their door all night.

16.Look at them with a troll face for about 10 minutos then go back to normal and ask why they are staring at you.

17.When theyre not looking, fling a ball at them and say it was your friend.

18.Turn off the TV when theyre watching it.

19.When your about to fart, say AHHHHHH IM ABOUT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP!Then fart and jump into the air.

20.Pretend to pick a bogey out your nose and fling it at them.

Hoped you enjoyed them!:)
"We've gotta do something quick!" Larry cried. Nath held a sign that said "I Agree!" then said,"She's said awesome twenty-nine times.... Twenty-seven were about her!"
"We're in a pickle... So what do you suppose we do?" Venous said, trying his best to keep a cool posture. He moved some blondish-light green hair out of his face. "We could always use our powers."
"We can't, Domness put some sorta thing on the room," Ushio said. Benga looked to the door. "Idiots. How can you suppose we're trapped? We haven't tried the door yet. If I know that bastard Domeness, he probably didn't lock the door,"Benga...
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"

1) If you Want to work for people ....Make your coração the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If you want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As you are the creator of your life, similarly you are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for you
*always forget what you did good for people

P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
Dreams are what makes us imagine.
our bodies make us stand, but our hearts are what keeps us alive.

blank faces, colored pages, morbid truth for a soul.
we are connected, our hearts are one. We are one.

We ponder for answers, we wonder the truth.
Society and war are corrupting our youth.
Blue skies and arco iris, arco-íris borboletas are mais than an inch from your fingers.

Reach out. Take it. Make it yours.

Live for today, rather than tommorrow.
The truth is only a mile away.

Catch Your Dreams.
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There’s nothing better than that moment when you have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely mais intelligent than you really are. I have picked out some of her favoritos to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …

1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended por the T- camisa slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the camisa isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five ano old boy wearing a camisa that said "Girls Have Cooties" or "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female or male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have you ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.


Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.


Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.


A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .


Here's a handy advice:don't conselhos anyone,so you don't carry their sins.


Two you can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.


The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.


A Woman doesn't...
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posted by TDIlover226
My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd hora science class.


Michael: You sound like a Teddy urso =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy urso even SOUND like..? And how do you know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: You ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR!...
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posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his casaco pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, or frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded mais eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon, toucinho and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it said oi this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets cadastrar-se forces to try to denunciar every poser we see.
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.


ME: Shut up.


ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a dia out of a hat for that or something.

ME: doces dia is when I say it is doces Day. It's when I say it is doces Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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added by HannahStickles8
As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elefante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." said my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


8.Crack open your pasta, maleta or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the...
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Source: nice
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posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what you want. But don't be rude.


A rant for the earth~ Idle no mais

-just a rant, reblog if you wish/if you amor the earth- //read if you want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens mais than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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