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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a list of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other aleatório things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song you know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

10.Whisper to a pen/pencil whenever they ask you something and make the pen/pencil tell the answer.

11.Pluck there hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

12.Moo when they say your name.

13.Follow them around the house everywhere.

14.Dress in there clothes and when they see you, say that these clothes look like they were for grannys/grandads.

15.Tap on their door all night.

16.Look at them with a troll face for about 10 minutos then go back to normal and ask why they are staring at you.

17.When theyre not looking, fling a ball at them and say it was your friend.

18.Turn off the TV when theyre watching it.

19.When your about to fart, say AHHHHHH IM ABOUT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP!Then fart and jump into the air.

20.Pretend to pick a bogey out your nose and fling it at them.


Hoped you enjoyed them!:)
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for you to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair mais than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting seguinte to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot mais as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, mais than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! oi girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know beijar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your topo, início lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make you feel better! Most...
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1. mover the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. mover all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal o espaço so you have to mover into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by Phineas-Fangirl
Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I amor cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favorito bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favorito numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think or relate to these, in some way or another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when you want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are you talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone you don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where you think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay mais than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your cama because you're afraid something under your cama is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by nessienjake
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...
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