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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, you can't lose!!!!!!!









2. You just KNOW his fangirls are gonna cadastrar-se your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give you an advantage!!!!!!! You can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects or trees or bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed por a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I soco boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the amendoim butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet you Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy urso is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight you go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that you won't kill me.

You buy weapons and guns.

You are certainly hooked.

You go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

You cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

You may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But you should not go a-killing.

You like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No mais talking, no mais beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a ano now,

You have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
posted by randomer123boo
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the topo, início of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the comprar has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the comprar

if you have done one or mais of these tips you should have benn trono out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx