Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, you can't lose!!!!!!!
2. You just KNOW his fangirls are gonna cadastrar-se your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give you an advantage!!!!!!! You can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, you can't lose!!!!!!!
2. You just KNOW his fangirls are gonna cadastrar-se your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give you an advantage!!!!!!! You can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Dear God,
I have a special offer for you today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If you bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for you today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If you bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling por and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass por so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.