User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aleatório stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aleatório application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. You have no means to do so. You cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien you know!!
Cleverbot: You are a computer, how can you amor a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure you are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have you seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three ano old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute favorito piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have you seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: You sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive you are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But you have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are you an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can you travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think you can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if you are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aleatório stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aleatório application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. You have no means to do so. You cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien you know!!
Cleverbot: You are a computer, how can you amor a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure you are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have you seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three ano old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute favorito piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have you seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: You sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive you are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But you have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are you an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can you travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think you can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if you are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the tartaruga Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
