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It was Wednesday afternoon,momma was trying on her dress when I got home
Jenna:(Turns around)What do you think?Too much?
Skeeter:Too much of everything?
Jenna:(Looks in mirror)Good lord!!You're right!
Skeeter:Mom...mom...
Jenna:Don't this just look beautiful?
Skeeter:Yeah,it looks divine.Now mom
Jenna:It's beautiful!Don't you think-
Skeeter:MOM!!CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
Jenna:Why 'course!
Skeeter:I gotta job today!I'm gonna be a author!
Jenna:Skeeter!!!You know how I feel 'bout those authors!
Skeeter:MOM!I want to do this!!This is what I need to do!I'm ready to do this!!!
Jenna:Really?Then what is it 'bout?
Skeeter:Maids!Maid's Point of view!Just so people stop yelling at them!!!!Okay??(Stomps out)
Jenna:SKEETER!!SKEETER JOHNSON!!
Skeeter:Stop mom!I know when I am grown up!So will you stop with all this stupid dresses!And just...Um...er...STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran outta that house like it was a cruz country race!I ran to Maybelle's house 'cause her party was still going on

Elie:Maybelle,Is a Godless woman!
Faith:If only I could tell her that!
Maybelle:FAITH!GET ME A COKE-LA-COLA!
Faith:Yes Ma'am.
Elie:You just gonna let that gutless woman boss you around?
Faith:I have to!
Elie:No you don't!I'm sick o' this Da** job!I want to leave!But Since I can't,I try to make sure she don't boss me!Now you get that drink,but make it like she was Your mother!
Faith:Yes Ma'am!

Maybelle:Hurry up will that stupid drink FAITH!!!
Faith:Here!
Maybelle:It's about time you worthless maid!
Skeeter:MAYBELLE!You have no reason to yell at that nice young lady!!
Maybelle:Oh yes I do!She is black!
Skeeter:THAT'S IT!YOU PUSHED IT FAR ENOUGH!I will not let you yell at her!!Now SHUT THE HE** UP!!!!!
Maybelle:You don't talk to me like that!!I am in charge!!!
Skeeter:You may be in charge but I know when I should stand up to you!
Maybelle:Get you as* down you piece of sh**!!!




LATER THAT SAME DAY:
Faith:Oh,Ms Skeeter!I just wanted to thank you for sticking up for me!If there is anything in the world I can do for you!I would!
Skeeter:Anything?
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