1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are mais important than her.
4. She needs to get you comida while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. beijoca, smack her bunda and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants you to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever you want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if you find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with you whether she wants to or not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if you have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are mais important than her.
4. She needs to get you comida while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. beijoca, smack her bunda and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants you to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever you want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if you find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with you whether she wants to or not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if you have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
So open up your iTunes or música player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl you like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. dia song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. amor song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl you like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. dia song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. amor song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do you think Eggs are disgusting?
Are cachorros cute?
Do you fish?
Are you at the age where you can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Do you know who Hayley Steele is?
Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do you have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
chá is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do you have a cat?
Do you have a dog?
Have you ever had a baby?
Are you father or a mother or nothing?
Do you write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If you had a catch phrase what would it be?
favorito singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot or what?
Yes or No?
Black or White?
How to post respostas with perguntas Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
Do you think Eggs are disgusting?
Are cachorros cute?
Do you fish?
Are you at the age where you can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Do you know who Hayley Steele is?
Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do you have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
chá is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do you have a cat?
Do you have a dog?
Have you ever had a baby?
Are you father or a mother or nothing?
Do you write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If you had a catch phrase what would it be?
favorito singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot or what?
Yes or No?
Black or White?
How to post respostas with perguntas Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)