You run through your neighbor's yard naked doing a chicken dance then watch the most recent 8 eposides of Deal or No Deal. After that has been done attempt to pickpocket a hobo and go hang gliding through the mountains. After that, capture a wild lémure, lemur and teach it how to sing every song from Phantom of the Opera. Once you've done that, go to a night club in footie pajamas and ask the bartender for an "explosive mouse". I hope that helps.
