If you had a friend that you spoke to the same way you speak to yourself, how long do you think that person would allow you to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test you can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have you seen me talk to myself online? You know, when I use the italics?

Do you really think everyone is stalking you or something? Cause they arent. You arent the center of everyone's attention you know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real cadela, puta a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah you are. Even you go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

friends FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be friends in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A fã OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, OR OVER BREAK, OR AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.