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JOKES CONTEST!

After a lot of PICTURE CONTESTS.........lets mover on to JOKES CONTESTS!
The rule is simple............post a funny joke with a funny picture por 1st June 2015
PRIZES:
1st - 10 PROPS + 1 FAN
2nd - 8 PROPS
3rd- 5 PROPS
WINNERS WILL BE DECLARED ON THE aleatório mural ON 1st JUNE
Have Fun! :)

Tomorrow it the first...

ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago

poulamikundu posted over a year ago

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Dreamtime said:

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posted over a year ago

0.0 Hahaha!

MalloMar posted over a year ago

haha :p

Dreamtime posted over a year ago

blackpanther666 posted over a year ago

xD nice

Nick3600 posted over a year ago

luckyPink said:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some mais butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need mais butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get mais BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

posted over a year ago

*Yawns* Nice history lesson !!!

Uaan posted over a year ago

I know right? Its 4 u.

luckyPink posted over a year ago

Uaan ur fav subject is history. So then why r u yawning?

KittyBlue posted over a year ago

ZombieGirl997 said:

2 Blondes are trying to unlock there conversível with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the topo, início is down"

posted over a year ago

And no Haters because I am very blonde. Natural blonde!

ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago

WoW , i bet you look very beautiful and what color your eyes are ?

Uaan posted over a year ago

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Then never mind. XD

ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago

Ichigo127 said:

Two men walked into a bar

the third was a duck...

posted over a year ago

????

Uaan posted over a year ago

It's Archer. lol

ZombieGirl997 posted over a year ago

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Ichigo127 posted over a year ago

Frozengirl11 said:

Here's my all time famous joke:

Why did the golfer wear a segundo pair of pants?

Because he got a hole in one!!!!

No pic, sorry!:'(

posted over a year ago

Nick3600 said:

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.