SURPIRSE BIRTHDAY GAME! (surprise butt se-)

Month:
January- I got stds from an
Febuary- I'm secretly
March- You're
April- I had a stripper party with
May- I went to a show, concerto with
June- I had sex with
July- I wonder if my parents are a secretly
August- I'm married too
September- I'm having an affair with
October- I might be
November- Mommy,Can I be a _______ When I grow up?
December- I'M ON A UNICORN WITH

Day:
1- a derp
2- My own father
3- My own mother
4-A stripper
5-Lindsey Lohan
6-Megan Fox
7-Kim Kardasian
8-All of one direction
9-All of 5SOS
10-Justin Bieber
11-Austin Monhoe (Or however...)
12-My sister
13-My brother
14-My stepfather
15-My stepmother
16-A prositute
17- Pewdiepie
18-Me (ssook789 o_o)
19-Chaoticmonki
20-Eren
21-A titan
22- Rose from titanic
23-A banana
24-A dildo
25-Hello Kitty
26-Chloe Kardasian
27-Shane dawson
28-My bowtie
29-Myself
30-The forever alone guy
31-FUUUUUUU- guy

favorito color:
Red-Because I'm awesome like that
Black- Because My boredom hates me..
Orange- Because I like to twerk
Yellow- Because....Screw you
Green- BECAUSE YO- *gets shot*
Blue- Because.....Swag....*gets shot again*
Purple- Because I like them....
Rainbow- BECAUSE DERP! :D
Gray-Because...I never loved you....

Mines: I'm having a affair with Myself (ssook789 o_o) because derp....... Oh dear gosh.....