What is the worst way to respond to 'I amor you'?

Either saying "thank you" or something along the lines of...

Canyounot.

I always say "I amor myself too" in response to other people that aren't my boyfriend or my family, and they always have that look on their face hahahahah.

I'm guessing something to do with rape or killing or torturing. That would be a horrible response.

And I amor (someone else`s name hear)

Not responding can be bad... I do that when I don't know them that well/don't believe them. xD

a slap!

lol once I had this boyfriend (he used to be my best guy friend befor that) who told me he loved me a lot but unfortunately I realized I didn't amor him back so I usually answered... *awkward silence*, "thanks", "okay", *this is just our first date, omg!" haha, it was pretty bad xD

Perhaps if you start laughing hysterically.