It was attacked por a pack of rabid alpacas then dropped off a plane into the rocky mountains in Colorado. It was picked up por a hiker and carried to Las Vegas where it got addicted to pot, hookers, and gambling and eventually died of comida poisoning. It went to many concerts por One Direction and Justin Bieber which only quickened its death rate. Then when it was all over, google came and spat on the poor thing's corpse.
So, that's pretty much exactly how it all happened. R. I. P. Meebo