How aleatório can you be????

I'm about as aleatório as this club

and we all know how random,random actually is

I started throwing turkeys at the sky. It was fun,then it started raining turkeys. I had to shove a cow at the sky. The sky exploded into penguins. 8D

Sexy men

Unicorn pie the QUACK answer MOO very...

AAAAH! SWEET AAAANNNNNN!!!!!!

There's a hobo beneath your nose.

I am humping this girl. And she is enjoying it.

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im so aleatório xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD rawr dinossauros bubule gum cake







this is a joke i swear to god

If Skrillex can Best Buy on a youtube sprinkle, and cheese clouds can throw bricks at monkeys, can you poop mooing starfish while you rain sporks from your fingers? I know it's easy, but whatever you do, DON'T Shamone in five at a donkey! DO throw socks beef limonada slippers! K???????

... HOW aleatório CAN I BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sweetie, you really don't want to know. Let's just say I can be... pretty... crazy, stupid and random... OOOOHHHH YEEAA!!!!!