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Can you end this story? (3)

It is simple, I write down a situation without ending it. You'll have to type out how this guy ends up. Does he get saved? Does he get brutally murdered? Does something completely out-of-nowhere happen? You decide this guy's fate, without boundaries. (this is the aleatório club, after all) Original, ain't it? Here goes:

‘I was watching televisão with my dog, taco Bell. The news was on. It said something about a zombie-apocalyptic outbreak. Or some crap like that. I ate the last of my salty popcorn, and brought the bowl to the kitchen. I tossed the bowl in the sink, without washing it right away. I heard the door sino ringing. I approached the door, and looked through the spyhole. It was my asshole neighbour, with that big happy grin of his. I didn’t want to open the door…’

Okay….GO!!

 Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
But I did anyways, to my surprise he got down on his knees and undid my fly with his teeth, he gently grasped my manhood and put it in his mouth one inch at a time.
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...Keith, are you into pornography? ;-D
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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^I'm a hormonal teenager, what do you think?
XxKeithHarkinxX posted over a year ago
egyptprincess7 said:
While I was thinking of what to do,my neighbour suddenly kicked at the door. I backed away and tried to find a weapon to guard myself,just as I was about to reach for my lamp the door gave way and he entered the room. He proceeded to throw the chairs that were near the door at me,I ran as hard as I could,but one got me on the shoulder and I fell. He was on me in a flash and in two segundos I was out cold. I later woke up to see that I was tied to my cama and below me the sheets were red with blood and something else.
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That's actually pretty good.
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
-SilverFey- said:
...but the need to be polite overwhelmed me. I opened it.
"What do you want, Henry?"
He gave me that dopey smile of his. "Well, I was wondering if you heard 'bout the apocalypse, Julie," he said in that thick New Jersey accent of his.
"Yeah. The media these days." I shook my head. "Well, I should really be getting ready for bed," I said, starting to close the door.
Henry stuck his foot in the way. "Wait. What's with your dog?"
I turned and look at taco Bell. He was convulsing, and his tongue lolled out. We watched in horror as taco sino turned towards us and said in a deep, demonic voice: "Brains..."
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NO, not the dog!! :'(
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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xD sorry...
-SilverFey- posted over a year ago
ButterlessToast said:
But i had to..BUT! i soon realized my neighbor was a zombie! so i Grabbed my gun opens the door and proceeded to quickly point it at his knee discharging my fogo arm shattering his kneecap* get out of here u friggin zombie! * slams the door*

The end :D
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*reads* Oh snap. x'D
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
-Xantona- said:
Then everybody fucking died.
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Still a better story than Twilight.
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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lol !
popstar000 posted over a year ago
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