Do you remember the time...

Do you remember the time when I was strapped to the back of the train and me and a hobo were fighting over a cheese sandwich? xD

Do you remember the time i knocked out a big biker dude then proceeded to wallop the cops then got my butt thrown in jail for a week?

Remember that time when you wouldn't talk to me?

Do you remember the time in elementary school where if you were the lineleader, everyone else was your bitch?

I ate an entire box of chocolates on Valentine's dia and vomited?

Do you remember the time...when we first met?

Do you remember the time......?