Tell a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXACTLY!

//shot I'm not even sorry

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooo ugly, everyone died. The end.

life is all about tryin 2 find a place 4 ur stuff.....

topo, início ten signs that you are too drunk

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit por the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent mais time on the floor than you do standing up.

Me: Keith come here right now.

Keith: I can't.

Me: And why not?

Keith: I can't "come" on command.

A man is speeding in his car; he looks behind and notices that there is a traffic cop behind him, so he pulls over.

Man: What's the problem, officer?

Officer: You were speeding. Can I see your license please.

The officer checks over his license and they start engaging in small talk.

Officer: So, what do you do for a living?

Man: I'm an anal stretcher.

Officer: An anal stretcher?! What does that entail?

Man: Well... You take an asshole, stretch it six foot long, give it a car and call it a traffic cop!

(Bp: Touche.)

Q: What gets mais jobs, cancer, or Apple?

A: Cancer gets Jobs...

(I apologise about the last one. I know it is a horrible joke, but I had to tell it anyway, because it is funny, even if it's horrible)

Your quadrants.

NO.

What is 4+4??

DANCING BLUE GUMMY urso STALKER

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah that was kind of lame...