A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of you can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as you slide down yell out one thing that you wish you had and you will land in the pool surrounded por what you wished for." The first guy slides down and shouts: money!! He lands into the pool, now filled with money. The segundo slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!! And you guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv. Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. You can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The segundo one says "I'll have some water also, but why did you order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.
This is funny, and also true, if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined por Pi*z*z*a.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
i have 2 jokes :) y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD