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I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

Funniest joke gets 20 props
& 2nd funniest gets 10 props
 ivanovic posted over a year ago
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mangamoo01 said:
A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of you can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as you slide down yell out one thing that you wish you had and you will land in the pool surrounded por what you wished for."
The first guy slides down and shouts: money!!
He lands into the pool, now filled with money.
The segundo slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!!
And you guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv.
Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. You can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....
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*votes as best answer* this made me lol! XD
TotalDramaDoll6 posted over a year ago
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Thanks XD
mangamoo01 posted over a year ago
8theGreat said:
A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a drink is. The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

o3o
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XD
simpleplan posted over a year ago
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X3
seffro posted over a year ago
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Aw yeah! XD
HousesCane posted over a year ago
ConnerandTravis said:
Why the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY.
izfan9500 posted over a year ago
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-_-
ConnerandTravis posted over a year ago
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POPclogger216 posted over a year ago
izfan9500 said:
Why did the chicken cruz the road?
Because it fucking felt like it. Bl
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XD
amzel posted over a year ago
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^Yep. xD
izfan9500 posted over a year ago
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x3
seffro posted over a year ago
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^^
izfan9500 posted over a year ago
CapShunsuifan13 said:
I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^
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XD *votes best answer*
amzel posted over a year ago
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Thanks @amzel
CapShunsuifan13 posted over a year ago
POPclogger216 said:
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The segundo one says "I'll have some water also, but why did you order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.

This is funny, and also true, if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined por Pi*z*z*a.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Me: Keith come here!

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't "cum" on command.
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...Oh my god xDDD
izfan9500 posted over a year ago
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owo but... I thought everyone else could too.... MOM! >:U YOU LIED TO ME!!!!
seffro posted over a year ago
FlightofFantasy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"


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Ha.
seffro posted over a year ago
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ahahahahaha!
TotalDramaDoll6 posted over a year ago
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Haha
pewdiebrofist posted over a year ago
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LOL!
HousesCane posted over a year ago
amzel said:
Ok tell me if you've heard this one before!
SO the pato walks into the bar and orders a drink.
Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the pato was going to pay for it.

And the pato said


























Nothing he ran thee hell out of there.
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( ̄▽ ̄)/ "dink" lol
seffro posted over a year ago
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^_^ lol
CapShunsuifan13 posted over a year ago
Draculaura10 said:
There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way.


You happy? -.-
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 There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way. You happy? -.-
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Hmm kinda :))
ivanovic posted over a year ago
TotalDramaDoll6 said:
i have 2 jokes :)
y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD
a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD

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laura199627 said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
......xD
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teentop449 said:
Don't worry you know why? Just be hungry!
Or don't worry be hungry! LOL!
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seffro said:
How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?( ̄▽ ̄)/




No mais than one or they'll be screwing each other! X3
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