worst pick-up lines?

"Are you a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between you and me is latex."
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my seguinte girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do you mind if I pick you up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do you work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw you checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do you wanna go to my place and play house? you can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng por sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

oi baby if your were a bad pizza i would still eat you

"If I told you you had a good body would you hold it against me?" >#<

or ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 segundos to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are you from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are you from Equestira because there is amor and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I said so he looked at the British girl and said "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and said " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a esquilo and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your tamborete, fezes in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do you have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.