This is the most polite way to ever ask for someone's time I've ever seen. Literally.
I see nothing being asked but if this is a question, and I don't think it is, so where's my pergunta I'm supposed to answer...? I'm actually rather confused. Give me a moment to compose myself, then I'll editar this answer.
Edit: Figures this was a homestuck reference. I don't care how wonderful homestuck is, get the fact that only some people will understand this. Others will be dumbfounded. I don't mind looking like an idiot, but still, just saying.