If a hen lays half an egg on a rooftop at half past noon...

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LMAO Are you an intelligent troll? Now I've seen everything. XD

I'll humor you since I have nothing better to do..

I dunno. May have "stuff that makes sense" for $1000?

Well a monkey juggling with a wooden leg would hamper it down somewhat, so it would have to be slower than the jack rabbit... Eh, who am I kidding - I have no idea. //Facepalm//

well because the egg is laid at half past noon,

if we divide that por the number of wooden pegs existing in the universe we get .000067*to the power of negative 212*

and if we multiply that por the number of salmoura, pickle seeds produced in an average half a dia in the ano 1232 BC,

and add to that the number of jack rabbits that are born in the sahara desert on an average day,

we should have the answer.

you do the math.

cadela, puta roubou my egg.

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can u plz repeat tht in english?

Well obviously the monkey would be juggling while the hen lays the egg, but the jack rabbit breaks the piano and everyone dies.

Therefore, it would take 4 miles, 129 feet, and 3 inches.

That's how long it would take.

WhatthefuckdidIjusttype. WhydidIanswerthis.

Show my work?

I read that and thought I was doing
a freaking worksheet.

1/2 of a egg / e salmoura, pickle seebs - wooden leg + jack rabbit plays piano. = 3.14

No one would know, because they do not care.

Dosen't matter. A hen can't lay half an egg and monkey doesn't have wooden leg and the mais important pergunta is why would a monkey juggle three salmoura, pickle seeds than How long would it take a monkey to juggle three salmoura, pickle seeds and it has nothing to do with Jack rabbit plays piano, end of story.
People need to stop wasting their time on the ifs in life
XD

Yay, half an egg!!! I can have half an omelette!


Ooh, this is my guess: it takes until the chicken lays the other half of the egg!!! ;~]