Best excuse for late homework?

The teacher ate it

I WOULD SAY SICK :P!

I have a million excuses.








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Which one would you like to hear?

You see what had happend was...
I just didn't feel like doing it problem?

My cat threw up a hair ball on it.:D

Had to go somewhere,Something happened in the family,did it but brother/sister/cousin played with it or drew on it because they thought it was scratch paper,mom saw it on the floor thought it was trash and threw it away,cleaning up the house and threw it,spilled something on it,flew out the window (say your escrivaninha, mesa is near an open window,)sister/brother/cousin teared it or threw to it to the ground because you didnt do want he/she wanted you to do...
Think.

My shredder ate it.

I didnt do it. Why? Because I just didnt.

It was too covered in blood and tears to bring in

Sorry I was distracted por my personal life to give a damn to do the homework.~ :)

Sorry, I was too busy composição literária names down in my note book to do my homework... :)

//shot

my brother ate it >:/ ... true story bro

My Dog Ate It (Which Was True When I Told Her That)
My Dog Actually Had Eaten It Ahahahhahahahahaha

I lost It in NARNIA!!!!

I dont know but always resort to this response so you dont get in as much trouble... ( well do this, or DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!)