Take the test to determine if you're losing it or not.

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to pergunta 2.


2.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a rosa, -de-rosa house is made from rosa, -de-rosa bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still leitura these???If you said 'glass,' go on to pergunta 4.


3.It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes beijoca, smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?
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Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.
If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the seguinte question.


4.Without using a calculator.
You are driving a bus from Londres to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four g et on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on ..
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!



If you answered them all correct your a genius!!