Why does Slender Man wear a suit?

His other clothes are in the wash.

Well, you can't go child hunting looking all raggity! B|

Eating children for a living isn't an excuse for looking shabby.

He had to buy something with all those 20 dollar bills he gets when people wife in the club... He couldn't just leave him sitting there all dia every day, so he thought "Hey, why not just buy a suit?"

Well, considering the fact hat he's usually well hidden in most pictures, I'd say that he wears that suit to camoflage (did I spell that right?) himself.

Maybe because he's really a dead guy, and he's wearing a suit because that is what corpses are wearing when they are put in coffins.

It's his dia job as a lawyer and if he loses a case he can kill the other people and everyone takes a faceless guy in a suit seriously '/-\'

Well, he's not just going to walk around with no clothes on..

WELL. here's the story. So, slenderman asked this one girl out to prom. He dressed up all nice and stuff. But, then, when they were walking through the forest and his encontro, data ditched him. He was so angry he decided to chase her down and kill her. Very attractive, right?

So the character you play as is the date, and you walk so slow because you are wearing heals ;D. And slender is on the basquetebol, basquete team, so thats why he is so tall. And he doesn't have a face because he didn't want his prom encontro, data to know it was him.

CUZ DERES NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB!