Being bunda raped por Osama bin laden than stabbed por shannaynay and being bitched at por Kingsley and being hit with a hammer por some aleatório bunda dude while everyone comes and laughs at him after that just watch like a boss por the lonely island because that happens next. The end.
Oh! I can think of pretty horrible ways to die, trust me. Here's one:
Tie him up to a chair, take his pants off, get a very sharp faca or razor blade, and slowly begin to cut the flesh of his legs. Then take off his underwear and chop his balls off. This will cause heavy bleeding and pain. Then you cut off his nose, feet, hands, ears, and tongue. After that, you gouge his eyes out, stab him repeatedly in the cheek, groin, stomach, and chest with a butcher knife, and then set him on fire.
I know, very sadistic. I've actually wished that on someone before, it didn't happen though. I have no problem though! Actually no, I'm so fucked up. (Laughs insanely)
Hmm. Probably if every troll they posted turned into a lovely positive comment and a flor was planted each time they spoke. That would probably kill most trolls the segundo or third time they attempt to troll.