What's the awkwardest thing that you've heard happen in school/work so far?

I was eating a loly pop and some guy asked in a creepy voice can I have a lick?

Well, while I was taking a vocab test, one of the kids in my class decided to yell out "PENIS".

On the pergunta about the definition of comely...
Which I misspelled as cumly.

._. We've got a very interesting English class...

If I remember correctly... I overheard some of the futebol players talking about some kid that decided to masturbate in class.... and he was caught. That's all I heard from them.

When you say something dumb, private, or embarrassing and the ENTIRE ROOM gets quiet.

When your walking and SOME aleatório PERSON GLOMPS YOU AND CALLS YOU THEIR BEST FRIEND O.o

me: guess what i'm going to eat that starts with a c!
friend: cum?
me: WTF?! no! cookies! you baka!

uh last ano at a D.C. trip someone said a couple were making out on a elevator and when it opened a teacher saw! Oh and a few days atrás this guy sat on this other guy's lap and kissed/licked his ear. I think they were just trying to get attention because they obviously saw me looking it was gross/funny. I'm in 8th grade.......boys are weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well... there was this one time in school when I was eating lunch...

aleatório girl: Hey, are you the one with the peirced vagina?
me: O_O No...
aleatório girl: You sure?...
me: Yes...
aleatório girl: ok! *walks away*
me in my mind: WTF?! O_o

I had NO IDEA who the aleatório girl was! that was totally weird... and disturbing...

Sit in on my fourth hour, the whole thing is weird for me, I spent my most recently the student teacher asked me if I was one of those girls who was mais likely to watch shows with cute guys in them.