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What's your favorito cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."

Sammisaurus posted over a year ago

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NomyCake said:

My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are you an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between you and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are you a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD

posted over a year ago

I'm voting this best answer!

SheWolf11 posted over a year ago

OMG LOL!!

zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago

Shadowmarioking said:

I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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posted over a year ago

You have to have heard at least one that made you chuckle.

Sammisaurus posted over a year ago

Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.

Shadowmarioking posted over a year ago

yeidcullen said:

the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*

posted over a year ago

There are a lot of cheesy "did you fall from heaven" ones xD

Sammisaurus posted over a year ago

Trainofdoom said:

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

I admit that last one was kinda cute xD

posted over a year ago

Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3

Sammisaurus posted over a year ago

Oh my goodness my boyfriend said something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD

NomyCake posted over a year ago

Last one was so cute!

zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago

SheWolf11 said:

America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

oi baby! How would you like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on topo, início of me yet!

How would you like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?

posted over a year ago