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~List of crap I found over the interwebz~

1. Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her bunda to be the 10th planet.

2. Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the rua and was charged for littering.

3. Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco sino and everyone ran for the border.

4. Yo momma is so dumb she got hit por a parked car.

5. Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

6. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last natal and its still printing.

7. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

8. Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

9. Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

10. Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke.

11. Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide.

12. Yo momma so fat she’s skinny.

13.Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

14. Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

15. Yo mama so fat it aint funny.

16. Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked por the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Jersey Shore.
(This one was stupid, but whatever.)

17. Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

18. Yo mama so stupid,
I said kool-aid and she jumped through the wall.

19. Yo mama so old,
her social security number is "8".

~That's pretty much it. No offence to anyone, or their mothers~

Man, I wish I weren't on my iPod so I could embed that Grim Adventures if Billy and Mandy clip with all the Yo Momma jokes.
Anyway. I amor this one.
"Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money."

Your biological mother must lose weight immediately or else she risks cardiovascular disease and will have to get around in a forklift.

Translation: Yo mama so fat she could change the tilt of the world. DAYUM.

...I'm not a joke person god dammit! ._____________.

"Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!"

i have mais :D

"Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door."

"Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you "What is the number for 911?""

and

"Yo mama is so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide por jumping off a curb."

xD

Your mothers so fat, she can't fit in this joke.

Yo mammas so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo mammas so nasty, she has to pour saltwater in her pants to keep the crabs fresh :)

Yo mamma's so fat, she wore a blue bathing suit to the de praia, praia and the whales started cantar "We are family! Even though you're bigger then me!"

Yo mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Okay um, well this is from Regular Show when Mordici and Rigby were prank calling everyone.
THEY EVEN PRANKED THE KING OF PRANKS!
But anyway, this is a joke they saw online por the king of jokes.

Old lady: Hello?
Man: Hello.
Old lady: Who is this?
Man: Who is this? This is... YO MAMMA!
And then Mordici and Rigby start buss out laughing.
See I don't know if that's all funny to you, but it still counts as a joke.

Yo mamma's so dumb she tryed to put M & M's in alphabet order

Yo mamma's so stupid she thought she could fly but tilted the world

Yo mamma can't fit on the earth so she made a planet of herself

Yo mommas so fat they had to put speed bumps in the buffet line.

Yo mommas so stupid she threw away the chocolate and ate the wrapper.

Yo mama so fat even naruto couldn't believe it.

Yo mam SO ghetto, she breastfeeds kool-aid!

You mama SO dumb when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon.

You mama's like a vacuum cleaner, she blows, sucks and gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama like a hardwasre store, 5 cents a SCREW.

Yo mama SO old, she BABYSAT for Jesus.

You mama SO fat when GOD said, Let there be light, she moved out the way.

Yo mama SO dumb, she thought taco sino was a Mexican Phone Company!

These.

Yo momma so fat and hairy she went to Japão and everyone screamed, "King Kong, King Kong!"

Yo momma so poor I stepped on a cigarette and she said, "Well, there goes the heater."

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass mural to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out.

Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family tree.

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the theater, she sits seguinte to everybody.

Yo momma so ugly her parents fed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

(Some of these are dumb, but whatever.)

Yo momma's so fat, when she went down to South Park, she crushed Kenny in a second.

Yo momma's so ugly, Goldfish crackers don't smile at her.

Yo momma's so ugly, your father brings her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma's so fat her nickname for Cartman is "Slim".

YO mama so fat she couldent even fit in my big house i know im lame :(

Yo mamma is so stupid she got tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

Yo mamma is so ugly she often finds difficulty attracting members of the opposite sex.

Two best sellers right there.