"I'll do whatever you want, just don't st-" *punches her in the head, pulls her to the ground with her hair, stomps on her face and spits on her." ( Russian accent) "bitch." *goes and gets a vinilla cupcake* ; D
posted over a year ago
YAY!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I'll say, 'Can I try it first?' If she lets me try it, I'll eat the bolinho, queque in 1 whole bite, andorinha it, and spit the crumbs on her and say innocently, 'What cupcake?'
If she doesn't let me try, I'll snatch the bolinho, queque and smash it in her face and say, 'EAT THAT, BITCH!' and I'll run away and call the police!
*listens to what she has to say* hmm... "hey, ivan!!! Come here a second!!! This woman could be your perfect girlfriend!!! *whilst they're busy chatting, steals bolinho, queque and runs off* :)
Nothing, because Russians currency is Rubble while Mexico has peso's there for a russian would want 20 rubbles not Pesos....... Or if the cup cake was choclate I'd grab it and run.