I NEED SOME FUCKING HELP!!!!!!!!

How to get a job at 14:
1. Run around in circles flailing your arms in the air yelling "BATMAN!" repeatedly in the middle of your street.
2. Hire a purple monkey with green wings to do your dishes.
3. Climb up your mural using only two bananas and a goldfish.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Yeah, I've been doing the same thing.
I think some Hot Topic locations hire at 14, and some taco Bell.
Check around your area.

Babysitting
limonada stands
Walking dogs
Mowing lawns
Shoveling snow off of lawns
Tutoring
Helping around the house

Nobody's gonna hire you using language like, especially in this economy.

lol nice pergunta título X3

Well I know its difficult to get a job at 14 because I was trying to get one when I was 14 and all I got do were unofficial jobs like dog walking, baby-sitting, gardening, cleaning, ect.
I'm 16 now, and trust me jobs will get much easier for you when you get older.

And try not to worry about college too badly.. you have 2 years ^^

My cousin has a job at McDonalds, but try the mall first. I think that when I get working papers I'll work at a bookstore. Discount books~

I hate to say this but the only job that could hire someone at that age is McDonalds. Or maybe a side store but you need a working permit before finding a job.

Umm, not with that kind of attitude you're not.

It completely depends on where you live. Go around, ask local restaurants and shops if they're willing to hire at the age of 14. I think IHOP may be willing to hire then.

lol;)in my country doing job in age of 14 is illegal....i minium age for doing a job is 18 years....

Cool rant, Kanye West.

Don't abuse the caps lock.:(

Know a place that'll hire a 13 ano old? Entertain me so Nessi(cousin) will STFU.