what is the weirdest pergunta u asked someone, or someone asked u?

"Are you magical?" Yeah, don't ask, it's a long story.

I asked someone "why is a raven like a composição literária desk"

Do u amor biscoitos, cookies mais than me? lol I told my friend that

Let's see, I've been asked...
"How did Elmo come to be?"
"Does God have dimples?"
"Why are you wearing pants?!"

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"

Are you Mr. Da Silva? (I'm clearly a girl, had long hair, make-up and I was wearing PINK)

Can he speak Brazilian or only Portuguese? (the same woman, to my fiancé)

Hehehehehe did he just say me "two"? (again the same girl and fyi he said me "too" just cause you can't speak English doesn't mean he can't)


Yes the agency of work in Germany REALLY needs better workers.

to me "Tristan, are you a vampire?"
answer:yes
and from me "Do you think that book was writen por a monkey too?"
answer:sometimes

"Whats your bra size?" Yeah, i dont even know why i was asked that. O__o

I cant really put it up... Its kinda nasty and some 10yr old will freakout if i post it.

Where's the murder victim's arm? (okay, I admit this was in a dream I had but it's the first I can think of) how the person I was speaking to responded was "I don't know." while holding the severed arm.