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Tell me some funny jokes, i wanna laugh. PROPS WILL BE GIVEN

it can be clean dirty, i rather it be dirty:)
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im i the only one leitura this and not laughing?
JudyNails posted over a year ago
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no u are not alone:)
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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mine sucks but i thought at least one person would like it
happyfreak posted over a year ago
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AvatarAang97 said:
A friend told me this a ano ago.(he was 10 years old)

There once this three guys named Shut up, Crap and Manners.One dia Crap got sick and went into the hospital and Manners took him,but Manners car broke down so he called Shut up to pick him up.So while Shut up was driving to pick up Crap and Manners,he got pulled over por a cop for speeding. The cop asked him "What is your name" and then he said "Shut up" the cop asked him "What is your name" he said once again "Shut up" and the cop asked him a third time" what is your name" he said once again "Shut up" and the cop asked "where's your manners" then Shut up said "picking up Crap"

Yes I know it's a bit corny but it's the best I got. :D
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lol I amor that joke! My bro told it to me! *votes best*
rapunzeleah123 posted over a year ago
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lol best one
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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lol
Zukania99 posted over a year ago
happyfreak said:
there was once this girl in Sunday school. she kept falling asleep so the teacher woke her up and asked "who died for our sins?" the boy behind the girl poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh God!!!"

the teacher went on and the girl fell asleep again. well, the teacher woke her up again and asked her "who died for our sins?" once again the boy behind her poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh sweet jesus!!!"

the teacher continues again and the girl falls asleep again. the teacher wakes her up and asked "what did Eve say to Adam after their 57th child?" the boy behind the girl poked her again. this time she answered "you stick that thing in me again and i'll break it off!!!"

and if your wondering, yes it does sound better in person.
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hisagi_wolf said:
ok lets see if i can remember this one...a friend told me this it was really funny to me

A pirate goes into a pet store to buy a parrot. The pet store only had one and the pirate took him. The pirate takes him início and says "alright lets see what you can do." the pirate hold a biscoito, bolacha in front of the papagaio and says "polly want a cracker." The papagaio says "fuck you one eye." The pirate then says "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The papagaio then says "fuck you one eye." The pirate gets angry and says "you know what fuck this." The pirate puts the papagaio in the freezer for five minutos then takes him out and said "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The papagaio says "f-f-fuck you one eye." Then the pirate puts the papagaio in the freezer for 15 minutos then takes him out again the says "now, polly want a cracker." The papagaio is now freezing and says "f-f-f-f-fuck you one eye." So the pirate puts the papagaio back in the freezer for 30 minutos then looks and sees the papagaio Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante with one wing covering his eye and its middle finger sticking up.

i thought this was really funny.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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That's one bamf parrot.
LinaHarrow posted over a year ago
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lol i remember that one hisagi it was really funny when you told me that.
Toshiro_ice posted over a year ago
MsPropHouse said:
Me: There is EVIL in my closent
Dad: Evil?
Me: Yeah my sister EVIL.
Dad: Ha! Ha!
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now i shall give u a prop.
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
redshortee said:
its not gonna be funny or make you laugh, but its worth a try:
what do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe??




Answer:
Roberto!!

---->i failed<----
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats toooooo funny. yeah u failed, sorry. but i still have a heart, PROP
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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Thank this world for kind hearted ppl!! xD
redshortee posted over a year ago
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I agree. You did fail.
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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Hahaha XD
deathroman13 posted over a year ago
Trainofdoom said:
Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs, his mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, he continued to suck his thumbs. So his mother cut off his thumbs...

He now has no thumbs.


THE END.
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............ok that acually made laugh.it took me a while but i laughed.
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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WTC!?
rapunzeleah123 posted over a year ago
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*applauds*
r-pattz posted over a year ago
GaGaBoi said:
What are the only type of Bee's that make Milk?




... Boobee's.






(it's nearly 3am here, don't judge me!)
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lol. its almost 10 pm here
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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i HEARD that one! so funneh
RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
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DAmn nasty XD
deathroman13 posted over a year ago
ultrasonic34 said:
What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot! :D
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:)
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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lol
BlindBandit92 posted over a year ago
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lol
Sandfire_Paiger posted over a year ago
rapunzeleah123 said:
Okay, so I heard this one, it's dirty but I laughed really hard at it:)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel In his crotch. The barkeeper says, "what the...? Why...?" and the pirate goes, "Aarrgh! It's drivin me nuts!"
Yeah, I know.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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Glad you liked it:)
rapunzeleah123 posted over a year ago
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lol
Zukania99 posted over a year ago
arcticwolf07 said:
Well, I'd amor to tell you some jokes, but you'd only laugh at me!
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Isn't that the point? =P
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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true
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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XD maybe that was her joke XD
RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
RobinFan360 said:
one dia a married couple had sex and then the woman looked under the sheet and saw that the man had a cucumber.she asked him,"do you always do that?" he answered "yes" so the woman
replied "then explain to me our two kids."

i just failed epicly! :D
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no that was funny:) thx prop is on the way
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
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YaY!!
RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
priscillarocks said:
do you work at subway cuz you gust gave me a foot long!
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*chews lip*
rapunzeleah123 posted over a year ago
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uhhh that was so funny i forgot to laugh...O.O
RobinFan360 posted over a year ago
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lol
iluvsmj posted over a year ago
IntrepidKeris said:
*walking past a cemetary*
Sam- oi look, a cemetary!
Rob- Do you know how many people are dead there?
Sam- No...how many?
Rob- All of them.
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poperthefox said:
okey once apon a time a famer had 2 lambs 1 cordeiro said ''were is my family?"' the other said ''there at the barbear comprar LAMBEY!''
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someone_save_me said:
rebecca black has talent.




funniest joke ever.
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*giggles*
Zukania99 posted over a year ago
xoPixie-Popxo said:
What do you get after you answer this question?
Props.

































But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas.
Free, of course.
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 What do you get after you answer this question? Props. But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas. Free, of course.
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Sandfire_Paiger said:
ok dumb blonde joke (im blonde too, so dont freak ok?)
a brunette and a blonde were on a desert island. a ginie apeared said he'ed give them each one wish. the brunette said, ' i miss home. i wish i could go home'. so she went safely home. the blonde said, 'i miss my friend. i wish she was back here'.

this one is por zanhar.
knock knock
whos there?
you know
you know who?
yes! AVADA KADAVRA!
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posted over a year ago 
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lol
Zukania99 posted over a year ago
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You know who jokes ;P
zanhar1 posted over a year ago
hellomia said:
This one is stupid but i am going to try:

Me:How many people do you think are buried in the cemetery?

Person:I dunno' about a thousand or more?

Me:No!All of them!

FAILED!!
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booklover27 said:
(forgive me if I put in on here wrong. It was a joke from my sis's iPod.)

So there were two little boys playin in a field. When one of the boys went to fetch their ball from a clump of bushes, he spotted a women bathing in a stream. He motions for the other boy to cadastrar-se him and after a bit the boy turns and runs away. The other boy catches up to him and asks why he ran away. The boy replied:
"My mom said that if I ever say a naked lady I would turn to stone and I felt something get hard so I ran."

Yeah I probably typed in wrong :/. Oh well if you get it, you get it.
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woah :P
Zukania99 posted over a year ago
FireHazard114 said:
This one isn't dirty, but it made me die so...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman seguinte to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black cinto, correia in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting seguinte to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Harpaw8 said:
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

also

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: seguinte to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: seguinte to my house
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hatelarxene said:
Joel Schumacher's career.
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