Chop him up, put the meat through the mincer, put into a pastry dish that I prepared earlier, place in the forno at 180 degrees celcius fã forced, remove after designated time, and voila! *licks lips*
Well dispose of the body por running over it with a car and then burn the remains. Then find a mental person to blame....;) Or if that doesn't work and you have to be tried for the murder, let me know and I'll be your lawyer for free :).