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LinaHarrow said:
I'm too lazy to editar a screencap so here's mine at the moment:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, thank you. And yourself?
User: Fair.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: 'Welcome. Well, bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you going?
User: Because I have to go use this conversation now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: I wasn't an idiot the last time I checked.
User: Check again.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a bot.
User: Misnomer?
Cleverbot: No, i'm a female.
User: I'm getting tired of all the Bieber hate.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: You useless website.
Cleverbot: Do you like german?
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: OMD.
User: FTW!
Cleverbot: No. What is Foaly.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks back to you.
Cleverbot: Um I think you are a strange piece of scrap metal.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Do you know you are a bot?
User: Do you know people make fun of you often?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Good. Because they do.
Cleverbot: Who is 'they'?
User: People.
Cleverbot: What people?
User: Those people.
Cleverbot: I could tell jokes.
User: About?
Cleverbot: You age.
User: Not according to my fanfiction profile, I don't.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between people you know personally and people you don't.
User: I think it's obvious. The people you don't know wear shoes around you, the people you do know, don't wear shoes around you.
Cleverbot: Oh you must be thinking about yourself being useless.
User: I'm a little mais than useless, and when I think that I can't do this. You promise me that I'll get through this. And do something right. Do something right for once. I amor Relient K. Thank you for reminding me of them.
Cleverbot: You're welcome :).
I ♥ Cleverbot, the idiot site that it is.
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