Someone knocks on your door, you answer it, and there's an angry woman/man holding a crying baby. He thrusts the baby into your arms and tells you that its yours, and why you never came home. What do you do?

I would: Step 1. Tell person to leave or will be removed from the premises por force, Step 2. Go to someones house, Step 3. Knock on their door, Step 4. Once the door opens, thrust the baby into the persons arms, Step 5. "Its yours" , Step 6. Walk away

Keep and raise her, try my best to explain.

Go ghetto on that person's ass.

Call for my mommy to come to the door.

I would raise it as if it were my own. I would hope that she never asked about her real mother.

I can't answer this...

Curse them the f*** out for waking me at the ungodly hora and curse them out again saying why do they have this baby at my door and keep the baby and slams the door

i have no idead...

Leave in it front of a hospital. I'm sure someone will take care of it (because i sure as heck isn't going to be me)

I'd tell them, "What?! Are you mental?! I don't have a kid! I've never had sex! I'd never gotten pregnant! I've never had in vitro! You take it, because it's not mine and I don't want it!"

Walk over to our closest neighbour, leave it at their front door, and run!

Tell them to calm down

Well...I once had a nightmare and I was pregnant ... But I didn't think it would come true soo... Probably pinch myself I guess *Shrugs* I've been around plenty of bebês but I've never really liked them. They annoy me -__-

First I'd try explaining to the person that the child couldn't possibly be mine because I am 1) A virgin 2) Would remember being pregnant, but if they didn't believe me, I suppose I'd raise it or let my parent's raise it because I've always liked kids and my mom always says that she wishes that she had mais children.

Through the baby and close the door and watch Invader Zim

Wow, I'ld probably tell him that I wasn't completely aware of my womb's capability to carry a fetus without my knowledge :D

i would say Y THE F*** WOULD I HAVE A BABY @ MY AGE!?!??!?! IM NOT A S*** GO FIND SOMEOTHER PERSON 2 HERASS!!!! than close the door in their faces

well take care of it i guess and tell her the reason why i didn't come início judging por my personality i guess i am the type that has an pretty good reason and explication.

I'd say "Lady, i'm only 11! That ain't my baby! Are you nuts?!?"

Okay, first I would freak out...then I would start crying whither the baby (coz por now, like all bebês it would start to cry) and then I would freak out even more... And sincerely I don't know what I would do...I wouldn't believe I would think i am dreaming...that's a very strange pergunta and it is hard to answer!

keep the baby and have a little bro/sister

i would name the babay "Raugjin" (cuz all the beatles names put 2gether) and hit the guy upside thehead with a krobar. and i would keep the baby

I guess raise it and name the girl, May! :)

Well since I'm a girl, I would say something along the lines of "When the fuck did I pop a wane out?"

tell the psyco im gay or a virgin so there's no way it could be mine. heehee.
*no offense intended to gays*

jk. id really say "if you dont recognize the chick -or know where she lives- that birthed this baby u need to give it up for adoption." then i'd take a step back, shut the door, and take it to an adoption center. after that i'd make sure it gets a good family. i wouldn't keep it cause it wouldn't feel right.

based on my experiences, im going to make sure that baby is in a safe, controlled environment.