What the worst pick up line a guy hads ever say 2 u?

Do guys even use pick-up lines anymore?

All the guys I've met or talk to just... talk.

"If you were a boogger, then I'd pick you first". Here's another on that I thought was disrespectfull, "Yo, shawty, come over here and let me get your number real fast." EVERY guy who likes me called me Shawty. Some of the guys were shorter than me!!! I'm like no, I'm not going to talk to you because 1. You're not cute, and 2. You need to adress me in a mais polite way.

him: did it hurt when youo fell out of heaven?
me: ya cuz then i saw you and went to hell

I've shockingly never heard a guy say something like that to me or anyone else. :/

i found this on a website and didnt know how to add a link!



1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me início with you.
4. Do you believe in amor at first sight, or should I walk por again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would you like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go início to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad dia and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my coração taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the dia is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
36.

My amor for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
These are some of the first words that my BF said ever said to me....seriously.

My friend Austin was being a dickweed like he always is, so he didn't mean it literally, but:

"Hey, are you an overdue biblioteca book? 'Cause you have 'Fiiiiine' written all over you"

I think I slapped him after that...

I've only had one pickup line used on me really but it was dumb. I was talking about how I was wondering if my former best friend may have been a lesbian and he said "If she was a lesbian she would have thought you were cute." (I ended up breaking up with him for that and other reasons.)

None o.o......i dont think they use them now...

youre cute.



SUCH a fail xD

i was laughing when i heard this one but the guy who told me this is really funny and sweet and one of my best friends," If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry...I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas." he also said to me," If I judged you on a 1-10 scale, i'd give you a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me." and when we first met he was like,"What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?" and then he tells me this all the time,"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

and then this wierdo came up to me and he was like,"I was wondering if you have a moment for me to hit on you?" i was like get away from me creep!