I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS!

Personally I find it mais annoying that everyone is complaining about them...If u don't want to add someone then don't, If u don't want to tell someone if they're ugly or pretty then don't, no need to rant

and u have NO right to tell people to stop with it...this is the aleatório spot! people can post what they want to, and they're not gonna stop just because people are whining about how annoying it is to them....if u hate it so much then go to a spot where people don't ask those perguntas

Irony much?
I understand that you're trying to state your opinion and to rant, and I highly respect that, but don't you realize that you're being slightly hypocritical? You said it in your post. "GOOD.FOR.YOU". We don't all need to know that you personally are sick of this.
And, to let you know, this would be considered spam. And it's a little funny how you reported a user for spamming a few days ago? Don't deny it because I saw your post, and he has his account suspended now.
However, I don't think that this would be considered spam if you had posted it someplace else, like the forum. Then it wouldn't be spamming up updates- which was something that you said you hated and is the purpose of your post- but it could still be seen and make a point to other users.
I'm not trying to offend you or bring up a "holier than thou" fit, I'm just making a point, which is what you have done just now. So, if you're going to post an angry comment on this (not saying you will), just remember that I am stating my opinion as well.
I do agree that "fan me plz" perguntas get annoying, however, and need to stop. I agree that you're trying to end it, just not with the way you're doing it. An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.

it is annoying!

It does get annoying. But ranting and raving won’t stop them, it just adds mais fuel to an increasing fire!

i hate it too, but its not this bad when someone say fã me, cause he or she is in a competition. people will only fã this person if he or she wants.
the rest is reallllly annoying. but your pergunta is one of them. there are a lot of other people who say i like this questions. we just ignore these perguntas and live in peace *making a "peacehand"*

I would suggest you post this as an opinion article. Add mais reasons for your annoyance, list some examples, remain calm and collected though. (It is a great way to vent, which it looks like you are attempting to do here) This isn't a question, it's an opinion and you're stating your thoughts. You would get mais serious responses that way and there's less chance of it getting reported and taken down.

Isn't that a bit hypocritical to say? As far as I can recall, you've asked people if they can fã you.

So is it okay when you do it, but annoying when other people do the exact same thing?

First of all: CALM DOWN.
Are you calm? OK.
I understand, it does get VERY annoying. I try to tell them (especially those with "Am I Pretty" questions) to not post this stuff already. But I don't think you can TRULY put a stop to all this.
You know what I do? Just leave them be. Don't answer them. Don't mind them. Pretend those perguntas never existed.