What will we learn? The beauty of a softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes? The delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses? Can you teach us how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper in death? Can you teach us the secrets of mystical fluids unknown? encantada juice? Wizard liquids? The cool feminine curves of a potions flask? The titillating scent of a fresh elixir? Can you teach us how to salmoura, pickle victory? How to secrete success? Even score with hot babes?
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WOO! AVPM REFERENCES! Though, por the sound of last one, it sounds like Lauren Lopez is bringing out your inner lesbian, Sarah! ;)
Oh, whatever! My mind is like a bag of wet mice, I can't be arsed to remember what is what! And get that palm árvore off your face! It's not ladylike...
Are you Snape cuz I thought Snape was dead. That means ur a.... GHOST! GHOST! GHOST! Oh wait there are lots of ghosts here, like Moaning Myrtle. Remember that time she helped Harry solve the egg mystery? And the seguinte dia he wanted to be all heroic and save everyone but they were in no danger lol. Then that led to Sirius dying and he broke all the stuff in Dumbledores office XD. And before that he saw Fawks die. That reminds me of fox. There was this fox, and it kept stealing comida from everyone, cuz it had four bebês to feed. So Isnt Harry an only child? If you were James and Lily and were about to be killed por Voldemort what would you do? I would be like MY MAGIC BRINGS VOLDEMORT TO THE YARD, AND I'M LIKE THATS HURTIN' MY SCAR! then remember that would only happen in the future, then i would give him a banana and push him out the door. Then I would Apparate to Pigfarts, the Magic school on Mars, and I would Ride on Rumbleroar, the talking lions back. Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come, Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum! And there are no ghosts there are there cuz there on MARS so their all aliens. But I like ghosts better cuz- OMG SNAPE! HES GONNA TORTURE US ALL!
