A trick quiz!

1)A farmer has 17 sheep, but all of them but 8 die. How many ovelha, ovelhas are still standing?
-8
-9
-25
-35

2)There are 45 apples. If you pick up 3 apples, how many apples are there?
-3
-42
-45
-125

3)On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?
-Left
-Right
-There is no egg
-Whichever direction the wind was blowing
-None of the above

4)How many months have 28 days?
-2
-1
-All of them
-Depends if there's a leap ano or not.

5)If a is equal to b, then is not a equal to not b?
-Yes
-No
-Sometimes
-None of the above
-This is a stupid question!

6)In Mr. Fred's class, the students are learning about the Order of Operations. Jeffrey is frequently forgetting PEMDAS, but George can remember it without the help of PEMDAS. How many Fs?
-0
-4
-6
-7
-8
-None of the above

7)You're 3rd place right now in a race. What place are you in when you pass the person in 2nd place?
-1st
-2nd
-3rd
-4th
-5th
-None of the above

8)The answer is really big.
-THE ANSWER
-Really big
-An elephant
-The data given is insufficient.

9)True or false: French starts with F and ends with E.
-True
-False

10)Divide 30 por half and add ten.
-40.5
-50
-70
-I know this is a trick question,so NONE.Ha!

11)A doctor gives you 5 pills and tells you to take one pill every half an hour. How many hours pass until all the pills are taken?
-0
-2
-2.5
-3

12)If a leaf falls to the ground in a forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
-Yes
-No
-Depends on how heavy the leaf was.
-Depends on where it landed.

13)You only have a match when you enter a dark and cold room. You come across an oil lamp, an oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
-Oil Lamp
-Oil heater
-Candle
-None of the above

14)How many 0.5cm slices of breads can you cut from a whole pão that's 25cm long?
-1
-25
-39
-None of the above

15)There are two clocks of different colors: the red clock i