SAY ANYTHING FUNNY ...........................AND aleatório

Some like it hot but I like it cold. It's amendoim manteiga geléia, geleia time so let's lick santa claws! His real name is senior fatty mc donalds ba ba ba ba ba, I'm hating it but that would make me a hater but I hate haters so I'm a hater. Voldemort is scary like Edward, can't you tell they're the same!!! The pale white skin, they amor blood, they are bald- oops I should not have said that. "i know what you are." "say it." "Ice Cream!" nom nom nom backwards is mon mon mon. upside down its wou wou wou. lol YOU SPELLED WOW WRONG HEHE HAHAHA lol ROFL ROFLMBO ROFLMBOXYZ! do you like waffles? NO! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Don't let anyone touch your belgian waffles. If they do, first you say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! then you say HELPPPPPPP!!! then you say YOU MUST DIE!!! When sonic died i started cantar Hide and seek then Barney came in and that is the reason I am in jail. It was so funny when sonic died I was like ROFLMBO and she was like Sonic? Sonic! and he was like MWA HA HA and he was like XO and she like pushed him over and his hand fell and the spot where it hit him looked like cow seed. Then he came back to life and they were like WOO PARTY :O and I was like :@ ZOMBIE!!!!! so i killed him again and that is why I am in jail. So I went to McDonalds and the clown came up and game me a hug so I slapped him and threw him over my slip and eat so that is why i am in jail. There are no bathrooms in jail. MWAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You just got RICKROLLED! PWN PWN PWN. Oh I play chess and once i lost to a gerbil so i pet the gerbil on the head and that is why i am in jail. I got banned from club pinguim because i slapped rockhopper because he pushed me off his ship and wouldn't come to my party that was just for him. Then the slap didn't hurt so I sent him over niagra falls then put his ship on the iceburg and it tipped and it sunk his ship and i won a million coins and it will take OVER 9000! years to build his ship so I torture him. SPOILER oh you just got spoilered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORING EXCAMASHUN POINT ! his name is bob. SOnic is afraid of water so I flushed him down the toilet wait there aren't toilets in jail oops.

dinossauros lived a long time ago, they were terrible lizards don't you know

Here's to Alaska, here's too the people here's to the wild and here's to the free

Anybody named Bobby should not run for government office, I mean not that my favorito fictional character isn't named Bobby and really really sexy and also not a redneck, just a depressed middle aged guy but the name sounds like a hillbilly name and hillbillies don't hold government offices well.

I had to explain to my aunt why one of my favorito TV characters doesn't know his name and doesn't have amnesia, it was tough.

The above is a true story and it isn't about the character you think it's about.

I don't like scrambled eggs.

I LIKE TURTLES!! NOT!

i got one aleatório thing/ VID link

ANYTHING FUNNY ...........................AND RANDOM

why is this even a contest? I LUV CHOCOLATE

A Chuck Norris joke XD
Many people have PJ's with super-homem , super-homem has PJ with Chuck Norris

or

you know why Chuck Norris sleeps with his light on ?because darkness is afraid of him

xD
P.S: isn't it totally aleatório ?xD

Is it a BIRD?
Is it a PLAN?

Oh...It's just Mokona.Damn.

Bob was walking início when he saw a guy, dressed in white, was screaming in terror. Bob stopped him and asked what was wrong. The man said "I saw a METEORITE! And it's coming toward earth!! You know what that means??"
Bob replied:"Peanuts for everyone?"
"NO, the world ENDS!!!!!!!!!"
"well," said Bob. "i have a good excuse to be late for jantar now"



i dont think it's funny, do you?

ANYTHING FUNNY ...........................AND RANDOM
ANY ONE WID THE FUNNIEST THOUGHT WINS PROPS............

ANYTHING FUNNY ...........................AND aleatório well u said to say that ^^'

AH AH GOD AH GOD AH GOD DUDUDUDUDU you can't hurt any 1 any more

I'm GONNA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG you! with pie!

im gonna go to a jantar party with a 12 ano old girl and a donkey and chuck norris i brought my own cookie chuck norris brought himself XD

I had a lot of fun with your mom last night.

You say potatoe, I say that black racist are stealing our potatoes!

Sometimes when I'm feeling anxious, I dress up as a zebra and pour morango leite on Justin Timberlake lookalikes, and then I do the hokey pokey and eat ham sandwiches all the way home, then I watch reruns of Seinfield and sleep until someone throws a can of spray paint at me, and then I do some yoga in my front yard, while wearing the zebra costume. Then I feel I have to torture myself, so I watch Mr. Meaty while listening to songs from Barney. After that I speak in Pig Latin for a dia straight, and then I throw water balloons full of melted dark chocolate at passing por cars, while cantar Hakuna Matata in Spanish. Then I feel I have to eat a pair of glasses while playing the bongos. After that I die my hair indigo, and use snow cones as conditioner. Then I go live with lobos for an hora and 1.3 minutes, and then I eat a snickers bar. Ta da! I don't feel anxious any more!

I see Londres I see France I see someone under pants

best thing to say during a argument: I TRIEDD TO SEE THINGS FROM YOU VIEW, BUT I COULD'NT GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS!

Fun is the most important discipline

No.

okz, here!
btw, Ryuk, at the bottom, he's saying...
"this is like sex 2 u, isn't it?" cuz Light's panting and drooling...

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Relationships are like fat people. Most of them don't work out.
2.Send me a dirty picture! *sends picture* What the heck is this? It's a picture of mud...
3. Dear Uggs,
We Shouldn't be seen together.
Sincerly,
Shorts.