Who the hell R U and how'd U get into my house? And why R U in my house? And what R U doin here?! And-

To answer in order...

I am Fluffles, queen of the Fluffdanians. We're using your house as headquarters. We plan on taking over your world with out cute evil-ness!

RAWR!

(And don't worry. We're going to your basement. It'll make a most suiting hide out!)

im the ghost of the lama queen, i got in your house por galloping through the wall, im her to deliver your banana flavoured laranja juice. dont worry i was heading for the bacement.

I am a spy!I want to see who ate the pie....Hi!

Didn't I ask a pergunta just like this a few days ago?

okay, I'll be in the kitchen.....eating your food. Now i'll sleep on YOUR bed. now i'm gonna use YOUR chuveiro and then I'll-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET OUT THE BATHROOM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


NOW I RAN AWAY, NEVER TO STEP FOOT IN THAT HOUSE AGAIN

who i m u would nevr noe,how i luk i would nevr show ,wat i want i would truly get and i will make ur house a mess.........................

No No, Why are u in my house?, im not in your house now! get out of my house before i have u killed! *turrets come from the celling tiles n floor boards* we can do this my way or well my way they btoh are get out of my house or die!

ummm, this can be explained, ummm, lets pretend you didn't see me...

Why are you asking me? Ask U.

I has bread, therefore your arguement is invaled.

I am Sophia Symmetry, the part of your mind that makes you pergunta everything you have ever known, the line between fiction and reality. Your house is quite easy to get into, with a few..."tools" your measly brain won't be able to comprehend. I am here simply to observe a human in their natural habitat, only curious about the antics of you weaklings, and so far they do quite amuse me. You will not tell me where and where not to go, for that would be a mistake on your part, and I am certainly not here to cause harm! ...As far as you know.

Shadowlurker.