I'm such a genius, it's pathetic.

Okay, well, I have this roll-out thing that's part of my escrivaninha, mesa that holds my keyboard and mouse. You know, the part that rolls out from underneath the desk. Well, the other day, I was at my escrivaninha, mesa (on Fanpop, to be mais specific), and I sneezed. I covered my mouth and thrusted forward, and my elbow hit the roll-out thingy, breaking it off. So basically, I sneezed part of my escrivaninha, mesa off. I told my dad this, and he didn't believe me at first. He said, "Emma, you are a new, special kind of stupid." But I'm not stupid. Sure, I fell up the stairs on the way back to my room, and then fell out of my chair a few minutos later, but I am a genius. A pathetic, slightly retarded, genius. What do you think? =)