*Facepalm*

Okay, so an anonymous person started texting me today. I have no idea who she is. Lets just call her Turd for now.
I'll be TDL.
This was our conversation:
Turd: "hello Emma"
TDL: "Who is this?"
Turd: "I h8 u."
TDL: "Congratz. Who is this?"
Turd: "Y do u keep on txting me"
TDL: "..."
Turd: "Go away, bitch"
TDL: "Bye."
Turd: "Answer my fckin question!"
TDL: "I can't answer the pergunta until you ask it."
Turd: "y do u hate Justin Bieber"
TDL: "Did I ever say I did?"
Turd: "Go jump off a cliff.""
TDL: "Will I have a parachute?"
Turd: "stop messing with me"
TDL: "Do you like Justin Bieber?"
Turd: "Hes my boyfriend"
TDL: "Well, that's a relationship sure to end quickly."
Turd: "WTF is your problem?"
TDL: "I think that pergunta should be directed towards you instead."
Turd: "Kyle hates yu." (Kyle is my best guy-friend.)
TDL: "If he did, he wouldn't be begging me to come over right now." (Kyle was texting me at the same time, asking me to come over to his house.)
Turd: "Shut up!"
TDL: "No hablo inglés."
Turd: "WTF?!? are u speaking?
TDL: "¿En qué idioma habla usted?"
Turd: "only idiots talk liek that."
TDL: "Congratulations. You just insulted everyone in Mexico and Spain."
Turd: "who cares about fcking mexicans"
TDL: "...Uh, wow. O_e"

She has yet to reply back.