a blond having a bad dia walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??
Once there were 2 zebras,one zebra asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes? The other replies "ask God" That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what you are" The zebra was confused por this & the seguinte dia he asked the secound zebra what it ment.the secound zebra replied..."I guess you are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...
ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and said oi your very cute and the other man said help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man said so how are you man and she said give me the cuffs......
posted over a year ago
listen i know u want to fit in with me cuz.. but u cant ok u stay on ur side dont talk to me cause im mad at u...
