-EPISODE 16 ”Kidnapped or Not”-
Lana: What the-
Prod: (He shushed her)
Lana: I talk if I want to-
Ray: Shut up! (He smacked her)
Keke: Ow! Somebody hit me!
Me: (Yelled) SHUT YOUR FACES!!!
(Everybody nudged, smacked, hit and tapped me)
(There was a loud BAM somewhere)
Bre: Ok. Somebody is feeling on me.
Prod: (Laughed a bit embarrassed)
(There was another BAM, it sounded closer)
Prince: I don't get how somebody could come into my mamí house like that!!
(Somebody dropped to the floor)
Lana&Keke: (Scream and start running in different directions)
Me: (I started running and collided with somebody)
Roc: Ow! Damn!!
Prince: Who fell?
Ray: Somebody turn on the.........(A loud THUD, he fell)
Prod: Where's my future wifey!! Bre!!? Bre!! Where are....(THUD, he fell)
Me: What's going on!? (I smelled something, strong, then with a loud THUD, dropped to the floor)
//I woke up in a room with NOTHING in it and I was in someone's arms\\
Me: (Looked at Prince then moved away)
Prod: We've all been here for 2 hours. No food, no nothing.
Me: Who the eff kidnapped us?
Lana: Diggy & Dana. Apparently, they're bro&sis and they hate us.
Me: (I stood up) I'm getting out of here.
Bre: Me too! (She stood seguinte to me)
Prod: (Jumped up seguinte to her) Me three!!!
Bre: Stop following me!!
//Everybody agreed when Dana&Diggy came in\\
Diggy: (Gave Lana a amargo, amarga look)
Lana: One freaking break-up and i'm the terrible person!! If you wanna get back together, i'll take it. (Ran into his arms)
Me: WHAT?! HE HAD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
Lana: But I clearly pissed him off and I know I needed to be punished. (She left with him)
Dana: You just got swerved.
Me: (I choked her)
Keke: (Pulled me away) C'mon he left the door open.
//We were sneaking out and made it to the door to continue on with our lives. I don't think we were really kidnapped, I think Diggy just wanted Lana back. Bre, Prod & I walked with Prince to his house. Polices and his mom were in the front yard\\
Prince: Ma, what happened?
His Mom: (Speaking in spanish)
Bre,Prod&I: (Lookin clueless)
H/M: (Sighed) Mi casa, every furniture, gone. Stolen por people!
Me: Well you guys can stay at my house.
H/M: No need sweetheart. We have a segundo house in New York. I already got plane tickets.
Prince: No. Mom, i'm staying in LA. I'm 18 now, i could handle myself.
H/M: Hijo mío, te has convertido en un hombre maravilloso!!! Te amaré para siempre!!! *google translate this lol* (She left)
Prod: A'ight, i'm pretty sure she just cussed you the fck out.
Prince: (Shakes his head then smiled) Nope.
//He drove us to my house\\
THAT'S A WRAP