Don't taste the rainbow, kids
Boomer: time to see what the arco iris, arco-íris tastes like. -flies toward rainbow-
-rainbow fires out of Pinkie Pies party cannon-
Boomer: -is hit por the blast and falls-
arco iris, arco-íris Dude: TASTE THE arco iris, arco-íris MOTHERF*CKER!!!
Butch is a brony
Me: Butch, wanna chocolate bar?
Butch: :D -eats- -goes crazy and sings mlp fim song-
Me: O_O I didn't know Butch was a brony. -flies away- oh well better get início start watching ponies.
How to scare away Santa Claus
-there's a giant cake on the table
Santa: delicious! -reaches toward cake-
Rose: -pops out of cake- SURPRISE!!!!!
Santa: -screams like a girl and runs-
Rose: WAIT! SANTA!!!
Santa: -gets stuck in chimney-
Rose: uh oh.
Santa: ..............mothef*ck!
How to defeat Brick in a fight
Brick: you're going down.
Blossom: -calls Brick on his cell phone-
Brick: -his phone has a friendship is magic ringtone-
Blossom: BRONY!!!!
Brick: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to wake Buttercup up in the morning.
Blossom: breakfast time, Buttercup!......Buttercup? you made me do this. -gets radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some FIM
-FIM música plays-
Buttercup: PONIES!!!! :D WHERE?! WHERE?!
Blossom: PEGASISTER!!!
Buttercup: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to defeat Mojo Jojo
Blossom: you made me do this Mojo. -turns on radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some JB!
-JB música plays-
Mojo: MY EARS!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
Next: PPG Randomness 4
P.S. don't forget to check out my other stories! :)
Boomer: time to see what the arco iris, arco-íris tastes like. -flies toward rainbow-
-rainbow fires out of Pinkie Pies party cannon-
Boomer: -is hit por the blast and falls-
arco iris, arco-íris Dude: TASTE THE arco iris, arco-íris MOTHERF*CKER!!!
Butch is a brony
Me: Butch, wanna chocolate bar?
Butch: :D -eats- -goes crazy and sings mlp fim song-
Me: O_O I didn't know Butch was a brony. -flies away- oh well better get início start watching ponies.
How to scare away Santa Claus
-there's a giant cake on the table
Santa: delicious! -reaches toward cake-
Rose: -pops out of cake- SURPRISE!!!!!
Santa: -screams like a girl and runs-
Rose: WAIT! SANTA!!!
Santa: -gets stuck in chimney-
Rose: uh oh.
Santa: ..............mothef*ck!
How to defeat Brick in a fight
Brick: you're going down.
Blossom: -calls Brick on his cell phone-
Brick: -his phone has a friendship is magic ringtone-
Blossom: BRONY!!!!
Brick: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to wake Buttercup up in the morning.
Blossom: breakfast time, Buttercup!......Buttercup? you made me do this. -gets radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some FIM
-FIM música plays-
Buttercup: PONIES!!!! :D WHERE?! WHERE?!
Blossom: PEGASISTER!!!
Buttercup: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to defeat Mojo Jojo
Blossom: you made me do this Mojo. -turns on radio-
Speaker: let's listen to some JB!
-JB música plays-
Mojo: MY EARS!!!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
Next: PPG Randomness 4
P.S. don't forget to check out my other stories! :)
(Blossom is playing Peggle) (Screen says 1 ball left)
(She has a blue peg in front of the laranja peg)
Blossom:I'm gonna wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!
(She shoots it at the blue peg)
(She loses)
Blossom:STUPID COMPUTER IT LIED TO ME!
(She throws the computer on the floor and breaks it)
(Buttercup and Bubbles enter the room)
Both:BLOSSOM OUR COMPUTER!
(Static)
(Buttercup watching the bubble episode of Spongebob)
Spongebob:(On TV) This is the teqhniqe, Squidward!
(Buttercup watches the teqniqe)
(She goes outside and breaks a car)
Brick:Hey, that was our car!
Buttercup:SHUT UP!
(Static)
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are on the computer)
(Blossom clicks Hatsune Miku PoPiPo)
(Miku ends up at their house)
Miku:Where the (BLEEP) am I?
(They have a curse word battle and after Miku said the N word she wins
Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup:(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
(She has a blue peg in front of the laranja peg)
Blossom:I'm gonna wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!!
(She shoots it at the blue peg)
(She loses)
Blossom:STUPID COMPUTER IT LIED TO ME!
(She throws the computer on the floor and breaks it)
(Buttercup and Bubbles enter the room)
Both:BLOSSOM OUR COMPUTER!
(Static)
(Buttercup watching the bubble episode of Spongebob)
Spongebob:(On TV) This is the teqhniqe, Squidward!
(Buttercup watches the teqniqe)
(She goes outside and breaks a car)
Brick:Hey, that was our car!
Buttercup:SHUT UP!
(Static)
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are on the computer)
(Blossom clicks Hatsune Miku PoPiPo)
(Miku ends up at their house)
Miku:Where the (BLEEP) am I?
(They have a curse word battle and after Miku said the N word she wins
Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup:(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
narter:the town wher cars zoom by
*cars on frier*
flor:*usess ice breth*
christ:puts the cars back
kevin:stands seguinte 34 inches away from them
flor:KEVIN WATCH OUT!!!
kevin:huh? *gets rand over por 10 cars*
flor and christopher:KEVIN!!!!!
buttercup:how is he?
docter:hes fine just in pane rapped in bandage
buttercup:good thing sooper herios heal faster than normul pepole
flor:*sings imonged heap-seeding cars to kevin
kevin::)
later....
christopher:*sings life is a highway to kevin*
kevin:XD
buttercup:*sings rush to kevin*
kevin::D
butch:*sings mover along to kevin*
kevin:O.O
3 days later
flor:you do you feel?
kevin:fine
christopher:how was it?
kevin:fine thay let me watch TV
vhritopher:COOL!
narater:the dia is saved thanks to all that sang to kevin!
*cars on frier*
flor:*usess ice breth*
christ:puts the cars back
kevin:stands seguinte 34 inches away from them
flor:KEVIN WATCH OUT!!!
kevin:huh? *gets rand over por 10 cars*
flor and christopher:KEVIN!!!!!
buttercup:how is he?
docter:hes fine just in pane rapped in bandage
buttercup:good thing sooper herios heal faster than normul pepole
flor:*sings imonged heap-seeding cars to kevin
kevin::)
later....
christopher:*sings life is a highway to kevin*
kevin:XD
buttercup:*sings rush to kevin*
kevin::D
butch:*sings mover along to kevin*
kevin:O.O
3 days later
flor:you do you feel?
kevin:fine
christopher:how was it?
kevin:fine thay let me watch TV
vhritopher:COOL!
narater:the dia is saved thanks to all that sang to kevin!