Rapidash

**All of the proceeding Fake Mew Scams are courtesy of Team Rocket's Rockin' Glitch/Cosplay.... etc. site**

1.) From QuietLugia:
I've made up many different Mew cheats, but I'd like to have my favourite fake one on your site.

DO NOT TRY THIS IT IS 100% FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

1. How to get Mew on G/S/C (This requires R/B, NOT Yellow)
First, get a Mewtwo on Red or Blue.
Then raise it to lvl100. DON'T use any stat-raising Items, but do duplicate them using the Missingno. trick. You can raise Mewtwo using Rare Candies or Gameshark, it doesn't really matter.
Make sure he knows Psychic. If he doesn't, the cheat...

Vivio:Hehe! I want a Pokemon like others too!

Einhart:Me too! Eh?! Did I hear someone shout over there?

May:It must be Prof. Birch!

Brendan:You two, I think you're must be very skilled, Go and rescue him, please!

Vivio/Einhart:EHHHHHH???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(they race to the grasses and they see that Prof. Birch is been chased por a Poochyena!)

Vivio:W...What is it? A dog half a hyena?!

Einhart:?....?? (Seeing a bag, inside it was a strange-looking balls.)

Asteion:Meow! (I think there's was something inside it!)

Vivio:Chris! What should we do?! Oh! Forget that he is sleeping!

Prof. Birch:Y..You two...

I had just gotten up and my mom came into my room.
"What is it mom?"I asked."Well,you arent going to school today..."she said excitedly."Why not?"I asked oddly."Because you are going to finally get a pokemon!"she said happily."Really!"I was just making sure this wasnt a dream por asking."Yes,you are you know I wouldnt kid with you about this!"she said."Great!I'll get ready right now and go to Professor Juniper's lab!"I said excitedly.Then mom left my room.I put on my favorito T-shirt and my favorito Jeans.Then I walked to the pokemon lab."Hi Professor!"I said."Hi Hatira!Are you ready to get a...

"Alright everyone! Into the car to drop you two off for school!" Oh dad. Do you have to announce it like you just one the lottery? I clean my laranja and green outfit quickly with my hands. "Ok." I reply. My brother Max and I race each other to the maroon car but I lose. "Woo hoo! I beat-cha May!" Psshht. My brother is such a brag. "So what? You better make that win last because I'll beat you seguinte time!" Max smiles deviously. "I'm sure you will May." The garagem door opens so the car can get out. My dad comes from the house door entrance. "Everyone. In the car." he tells us. I usually sit in...