(Based on a REAL story)
"I totally want a riolu, I know what to do!" Sakura exclaimed.
"What do you think she's gonna do?" Luna asked Luke.
"Mmph, I have no idea," Luke replied.
Sakura went to the Solceon DayCare Center...
Sakura: LUKE!
Luke:Huh?
Sakura: GO ON THAT cama WITH LUNA! AND DO THAT THING.
Luna: What?!
Luke: You mean..
Sakura:(Nods) C'mon you two are awsome, go.
Luke: Fine...
Sakura:>o< YEAH!
Later..eggs later..
Sakura: WHY ARE THEY ALL BUNEARYS?!
Luke: i don't know...
Luna: Maybe it's impossible.
Sakura: Mmm...
Sakura went to the PC and took her Ditto...
Sakura: LUKE! Go on that cama again, and this time, you're going with Ditto.
Luke: ?! :O Why?!
Sakura: CUZ i said so
Later...
Sakura: Good work ditto!
Ditto: I enjoyed it very much!
Luke: (Crying and whimpering while Luna is trying to comfort him.
Sakura: Ah...a Riolu!
Ditto: Hey, Luke!
Luke: AAAH! (Hides)
Luna: -.-"
Ditto: Okay, oi Luna!
Luke: Stay AWAY FROM MY GF!
Luna: ^-^ (smiles at Luke)
"I totally want a riolu, I know what to do!" Sakura exclaimed.
"What do you think she's gonna do?" Luna asked Luke.
"Mmph, I have no idea," Luke replied.
Sakura went to the Solceon DayCare Center...
Sakura: LUKE!
Luke:Huh?
Sakura: GO ON THAT cama WITH LUNA! AND DO THAT THING.
Luna: What?!
Luke: You mean..
Sakura:(Nods) C'mon you two are awsome, go.
Luke: Fine...
Sakura:>o< YEAH!
Later..eggs later..
Sakura: WHY ARE THEY ALL BUNEARYS?!
Luke: i don't know...
Luna: Maybe it's impossible.
Sakura: Mmm...
Sakura went to the PC and took her Ditto...
Sakura: LUKE! Go on that cama again, and this time, you're going with Ditto.
Luke: ?! :O Why?!
Sakura: CUZ i said so
Later...
Sakura: Good work ditto!
Ditto: I enjoyed it very much!
Luke: (Crying and whimpering while Luna is trying to comfort him.
Sakura: Ah...a Riolu!
Ditto: Hey, Luke!
Luke: AAAH! (Hides)
Luna: -.-"
Ditto: Okay, oi Luna!
Luke: Stay AWAY FROM MY GF!
Luna: ^-^ (smiles at Luke)
#5, Magikarp...no big surprise. Even though it evolves into the most awesomest thing ever, nothing is worth raising a Magikarp. The only mover it knows is "Splash", which does absolutely nothing. Somewhere far down the line, it learns "Tackle" and can defend itself. Until then, it's just weak. The player will dump it in a day-care center and come back two years later to collect their prize. And to add insult to time wasting, when you defeat a Magikarp, you get an extremely low amount of experience.
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