This is a list of well, How to tell when you are obsessed with PJO. The *'s mean how much something applies personally to me. If I actually do it or want it or somethin' ENJOY :D
You Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. *
You burn comida to see if it smells good. *
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorito singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the barco isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a barco and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. *
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true amor and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
You think George arbusto, bush is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water. ***
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime you see an laranja shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
you are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. *****
You have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
you carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU amor ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some mais places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at aleatório times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
you pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy mais than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
You write fã fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
You give all your friends god parents **
you teste fellow fãs on the minor gods and win. **
You spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
You get your parents to start leitura PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a seguro deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine aleatório unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Valente soul unaware of your obsession broaches the pergunta of why you were laughing, you try to explain. **
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians. ***
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fã club with only you two in it.***
You get other people obsessed. ******
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your favorito quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” *
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
when you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter seguinte to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. **
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
you know which pages the good parts are on. ****
You suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. *
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each dia you check every fã site you know of for new information. *
You try to figure out how much comida dye you need to turn chocolate chip biscoitos, cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. **
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” ***
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
You know PJO better than most sane people ******
You have links to every great PJO site *****
You beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
You add things to the list every dia **
You know what you would do if you were Percy *
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NOT!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future ***
You wish you could find a arco iris, arco-íris to see if Iris messages work **
You give friends and yourself a godly parent, **
You are trying to learn Greek *****
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. ***
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
you have an instant crush on Nico! **
You just have to research mais about Greek mythology ******
You want to learn Latin ***
You copy/paste this onto your perfil ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cruz over *****
You have taken every test you can find about what demigod parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to****
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO ****
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree **********
You have one or mais things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them******
You have something on your school things (Or início things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this********************
You own every single book***
You are planning on adding a lot mais things to this list **
You call yourself a demigod ******
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
You plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
You find yourself praying to a aleatório god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy leitura PJO
You’ve called someone you know a satyr.
You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know.
And that’s how you know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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