Hans X Skipper

added by Sheila-Daimond

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fotografia

hans

skipper

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Kowalski1321 Oh my god, I just noticed how different Hans' feet look. I guess I never took the time before to look at either.

peacebaby7 @Kowalski1321: Hey, I never noticed either.

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" por Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the música video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting estrela trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to balanço by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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Gender Loving Care

posted by peacebaby7

WARNING: Contains MILD Skilene.

I've had this idea in my head for a while. I hope enjoy leitura it as much as I enjoyed composição literária it. :)

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"Come on, Rico! Step on it! We only have seven seconds!" Skipper ordered over the sound of the wind whipping past their faces and the engine accelerating.

Rico pressed harder on the gas, his brow lowered in deep concentration and anticipation. The vibration beneath them increased with the speed and they felt it through their bones. The car whizzed over the finish line and Rico brought the car to a...

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list of Penguins of Madagascar animais with accounts here

posted by TheRatKing1

Update: I dunno if they've abandoned their accounts or not, but some of them were active when i made this. idk if they'll come back, so i'm keeping them on the list

Marlene
Shauna
Alice
King Julien
Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
The Red Squirrel
Clemson
Dr Blowhole
The rato King
Max
Maurice
Private
Mort
Fred
Elmer
Leonard
Doris
Flippy
Buck Rockgut

Buck Rockgut
link

Flippy
link

Marlene
link

Shauna
link

Doris
link

Alice
link

Elmer
link

Leonard
link

Skipper
link
link
link
link

Kowalski
link

Rico
link

Julien
link

Clemson
link

The Red Squirrel
link

Dr Blowhole
link
link

Max
link

Maurice
link

The rato King
link

Private
link

Mort ( plus Rodney, his tail)
link

Fred
link

If...

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pinguim Bloopers: Kowalski (from I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane)

posted by peacebaby7

First I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on my bloopers. You all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit por fish* What the?!?!...

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pinguim Bloopers: Marlene and Julien (from enrolados in the Web)

posted by peacebaby7

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 1

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the barco started."

Alex: "Can't get the barco started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed...

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pinguim Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The lontra Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now início to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 18

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do you boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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Your pinguim Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm composição literária this so you can find out wich pinguim you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your favorito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

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Penguins on Facebook: Part One

posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope you enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 minutos ago Like : Comment : Share

6 comments

Skipper Uh, couldn't you have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask you just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...

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Where I Belong Chapter 1: Don't Leave Skippah

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew mais vigorous por the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him início or stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, or Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a corvo showted, as manny badgers and animais ran against Mr. Linert and his arau, papagaio, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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My Recap of "Operation: Antarctica"

posted by JHNguyen93

Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard foca, selo named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged peixe food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's seguro return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, or will they end up as jantar for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...

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Operation Time-warp

posted by Saracuda

The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...

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Jake The lontra (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The lontra (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One dia in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguim documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every dia at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo animais treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a manga pit that came from the lémure, lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, or is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover-Penguins of Madgascar

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was leitura a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality show on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat you all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...

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The Deadly triângulo - [1]

posted by SummerPoM

Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are you OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...